Thursday, February 22, 2007

I'd never poop again

This product is called "Nature's Platform." It forces one to poop in a squatting position, which is apparently the natural way that humans should poop. On paper, it looks like it should work, but somehow I just can't imagine myself using this. Disaster would ensue. Bones would be broken. Household renovations would be required. Paramedics would be called. The names of every deity ever in existence would be taken in vain. And certainly no poops would be had... ever.

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