Sunday, November 22, 2009

Overheard at Wal-Mart

I went to Wal-Mart to do some shopping this afternoon. The crowds were crazy. I must have been insane to go, but I heard a few interesting things as I was walking around:

#1

Son: "I want a doggie for Christmas!"
Mother: "No! Isn't going to happen."

#2

Boyfriend to girlfriend: "If you ever got a nose ring, I'd attach you to the car."

#3

Cashier to me: "Oh no! The condoms fell off the display onto the floor again."

Cashier to me: "We found a vibrating condom in the toy section the other day. The people obviously liked toys, but not kids."

Cashier to me: "Sorry I'm so slow. I took my own cast off this morning. It was driving me crazy. Yeah, I snapped my wrist."

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